Happy V-Day!

Hey every.. well, all one of you!

Just wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day! I know it's been several weeks since my last post.. okay, 5 weeks, but I've been busy with work, busy playing PC games, and hey let's be honest, I don't lead a very exciting life, so what's there to post about, right? lol

So what's with all the couples being happy on V-Day, and all the single people being sad? When did V-Day have being in a relationship as a requirement to enjoy it? Sure, you're saying to yourself, old Scribey there has a happy relationship with his right hand, so he doesn't feel the loneliness! Well, that may be true, but I always thought V-Day was more about the celebration of love than the celebration of being stuck with, erm, I mean, the happenstance of whether or not you had a steady romantic partner on any given day. I mean, there's hearts and cupids and all that symbolism flying around on V-Day, why should only couples be able to celebrate it? Seems to me that, while I may not have a partner with a pulse at the moment (blow up dolls notwithstanding), don't i, in fact, love the shit out of myself? You're damn right I do! In all the wrong ways! Oh, baby!

So why make today about couples? I say, enjoy all the self love you can today! I don't care if you're 500 pounds and couldn't find your privates with a fork lift or you're a 95 pound porn star who hasn't stopped orgasming since the 80's, why not just take a few hours today and enjoy yourself? I mean, sure, maybe there's some things you don't like about yourself... and none of us is perfect, I think we can all admit that... but I am more forgiving of my own flaws than I am anyone else's! So if you can find your privates, give them a good fondle, and if you can't, well, then treat yourself to a cherry cheesecake, because let's face it, love is love, whether you love playing PC games, eating, dancing, singing, or, you know, giving yourself brushburns because you ran out of lube!

I don't recommend that last bit. Brushburns sting like crazy on the sensitive parts. Trust me.